Douglas Adams
Writer and Dramatist
1952-2001
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
Fred Allen
(Born: John Florence Sullivan)
May 31, 1894 – March 17, 1956
American comedian
(radio show: 1932–1949)
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
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California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange.
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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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To a newspaperman, a human being is an item with the skin wrapped around it.
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An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will
associate with a producer.
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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Committee--A group of men who
individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
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Television is called a new medium, and I have discovered why
they call it a Medium--because it is neither Rare nor Well Done.
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You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly, and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's
heart.
Isaac Asimov
Scientist and Writer
1920-1992
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.
Marcus Aurelius
Philosopher and Writer
121-180
If there are gods and they are just,
they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by.
If there are gods, but unjust,
then you should not want to worship them.
If there are no gods,
then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.
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