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Tech support: What's on your monitor now,
ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the
7-11.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the
computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pickup your keyboard and walk 10 paces
back.
Customer: ! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged
in.
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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right
password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password
was?
Customer: Five dots.
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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you
use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer..
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a
screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first email.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the
problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get
the little circle around it?
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This one and the next are our personal
favorites!
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her
printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man
sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'
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And last but not least!
Tech support: 'Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys
at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the
Program Manager.'
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
Write a comment
patton (Saturday, 28 January 2012 14:54)
Ha Ha
patton (Saturday, 28 January 2012 14:57)
Good jokes thank you roger
Eric (Sunday, 29 January 2012 00:56)
that's very funny.
villager (Sunday, 29 January 2012 23:23)
haha
Stefy (Monday, 09 July 2012 18:37)
Good post dude